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This kind of reminds me of the time I skipped out on a high school physics extra credit sesh at the Planetarium, drove to Beachwood Mall, grazed a parked car by accident, freaked and parked one row away, went into the mall, and was hauled out of Sephora by mall security for “a potential hit and run”…(not) guilty!  thedailywhat: Criminally Dumb Criminal of the Day: Last week, police in Sweetwater, Florida arrested 18-year-old Guadalup Valdes and 32-year-old Yamil Sarabia for stealing Christmas decorations from their neighbor’s yard and putting them up in their own yard, one block away. Authorities were on the lookout for another possible accomplice, 37-year-old Roberto Acosto-Fernandez. The decorations, which included Mickey Mouse on a horse, Snoopy on his doghouse, and hugging penguins, were valued at over $500. Surveillance footage led police to the two suspects. Valdes (pictured above) was charged with grand theft Christmas. [cbsnews / happyplace.]

This kind of reminds me of the time I skipped out on a high school physics extra credit sesh at the Planetarium, drove to Beachwood Mall, grazed a parked car by accident, freaked and parked one row away, went into the mall, and was hauled out of Sephora by mall security for “a potential hit and run”…(not) guilty! 

thedailywhat:

Criminally Dumb Criminal of the Day: Last week, police in Sweetwater, Florida arrested 18-year-old Guadalup Valdes and 32-year-old Yamil Sarabia for stealing Christmas decorations from their neighbor’s yard and putting them up in their own yard, one block away.

Authorities were on the lookout for another possible accomplice, 37-year-old Roberto Acosto-Fernandez.

The decorations, which included Mickey Mouse on a horse, Snoopy on his doghouse, and hugging penguins, were valued at over $500.

Surveillance footage led police to the two suspects. Valdes (pictured above) was charged with grand theft Christmas.

[cbsnews / happyplace.]

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