February 2012
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this guy was the *real* winner of the super bowl.... →
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Que rica
BRING THIS BACK, MCMENAFLOOZE! semesterablog: I just went to get gelato and stopped at McDonalds on my way back. Say hello to my fat life. 
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most instructive, if reminiscent of puerile... →
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mahpiohanzia
soml. truly. dictionaryofobscuresorrows: n. the disappointment of being unable to fly, unable to stretch out your arms and vault into the air, having finally shrugged off the ballast of your own weight and ignited the fuel tank of unfulfilled desires you’ve been storing up since before you were born.
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January 2012
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an important message about the best show on... →
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December 2011
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Ah yes, this again! →
Ah cheyas, McMen! Or should I say, Colonel Sanders?
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Currently at BWI: as I lie in wait for my 6 am flight, my pleasant slumbers are interrupted by a pilot who is speaking to his thang thang on the phone with the exact timbre of Stevie from Eastbound and Down, covering such important topics as the unrequited sexy Skype messages he has sent to her, the time he drank half a bottle of bourbon on a bus and made a pass at the female lead singer of a...
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